Friday, February 28, 2014

BLOGG # 74 ROB FORD AND THE LEOPARD CAN'T CHANGE HIS SPOTS


Toronto's Rob Ford and the saying “The leopard can’t change his spots”



Lately this very irritating saying “the leopard can’t change his spots” has been running through my head reminding me of my childhood when I had to endure my well-meaning betters who, with frowns on their faces,chastised me for my many faults and ending with this comment: "the leopard can't change his spots, you know"  You can imagine the effect on a small child of this weighty burden inflicted on it. Yes, dear readers I, even as an adorable child, had faults and they weren’t very nice ones. I will list some of them-laziness, slovenliness, a tendency to whine, lingering in bed in the mornings and worst of all, day- dreaminess. This last one was so pronounced that, as my sister tells me, my grade one teacher assigned a fellow classmate to poke me when she wanted my attention. I, being an intelligent child, always had my gaze out the window dreaming of India, Africa, lions and tigers. Why adults would repeat this saying to emphasize a child’s faults instead of his good points is incomprehensible. How refreshing it would have been to hear “You are very good at this or that and will always be so and remember, like the leopard, you can’t change your  spots” How reassuring  for the child. I was not happy with who I was  as a child but I did try to “change my spots” including my freckles which I tried with no success to rid with lemon juice as my grandmother assured me I would not find a husband with them. When it became time as a young woman to choose a profession, I decided against my first choice of being a missionary- I was still hankering after lions and tigers-and chose the nursing profession. Next to the Army, nursing school is the best place to change these spots- or so I thought and indeed, I spent the next three years getting up at six a.m. and spent days and years cleaning things wearing a sparkling white starched bib and apron  and ,I kid you not, black shoes and stockings-an impressive sartorial image. Did I succeed? No, I did not. I am not known for my domestic skills. I do not get up at dawn-much to the delight of my neighbours. Nothing stirs in my house before 9am and of course I still am a dreamer-after all I am an artist and this is an asset. I am now looking at my leopard spots with new positive eyes. And now I come to the purpose of this blog- For the past few weeks we have been beleaguered with the unsavoury story of Toronto’s mayor, Mr. Ford. Now there is a big leopard with bigger spots  who has never, will never, and has no intention of ever changing them. I am disgusted along with everyone else with this story, but must confess to, in a teensy way, feeling a reluctant admiration for him. He is not backing down, not stepping down, and though he says he is sorry, there are no crocodile tears. “I am sorry” he says “I don’t know what else to say, this happened but I am not stepping down no matter what” in other words, like Popeye the sailor man he says “I "yam"what I "yam" and that’s what I "yam.”  He stands firm with all his spots. So next time someone condescendingly points out your spots and pulls out this old saw, say “yes I know and aren't they great!"

 























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