Thursday, December 6, 2012

BLOGG# 38 CHRISTMAS IS COMING----


“Christmas is coming, the geese are getting fat, please put a penny in the old man’s hat --  the time has come for me to get into the Christmas whirl.  So far I am quite pleased.  Haven’t I already held my obligatory pre -pre Christmas dinner party?   Listen to me, my dear readers, it is important to get this under way as soon as possible after the 2nd of December  because, and listen carefully, it is important to get the right and best people to this important event , and believe me, anyone worth inviting is booked solidly from the tenth at the very latest right to Christmas.  If they are not, it means they are not desirable and shouldn’t be in your Christmas whirl list.  That done and my dinner party was a great success naturally, I can go on to other Christmas acts.  First off is Christmas shopping.  Now I know there are people and I can’t say I admire them, who have done their Christmas shopping before the end of October, and I have a sneaking suspicion they did it on the previous boxing day sale, but I am too well mannered to say so.   The only way to do Christmas shopping is to go out every busy weekend and, along with the huge throngs, push your way through shops looking for inspirations.   I have spent many a happy hour over the years doing this.   Any other method or approach to Christmas shopping -for example “on line “shopping, is a sham and an insult to the Christmas spirit.  Unfortunately my family has grown up and all my grandchildren want is money and all their parents want is spirits of their choice to get through the festivities.  This is hardly a challenge to this veteran Christmas shopper.  However I refuse to put money in an envelope under the tree. No. This year both my grandsons will be getting a big package -and that is a basic criteria - a present should be packaged beautifully and be big.  They are both getting 100% cotton sheet sets.   It is time they learn one of the more important  lessons on becoming adults- that most important one of ” a well made comfortable seductively sheeted  bed”   They will thank me for that knowledge one day.   Needless to say the sheets will have subdued colours suitable for males- no flowers- and definitely not satin!   I take my grandmother role seriously.   So I seem to be really caught up with my Christmas whirl.   Of course in this wonderful time of my life I am excused from any form of Christmas baking and no one expects me to contribute to the obscene Christmas dinner.   All that is left for me to do is plunk my ready decorated tree by the window, stock up on my favourite drinks, turn on the T.V  and find my favourite black and white Christmas movies- The Christmas Carol, The bishop’s wife, Miracle on 34th street and of course White Christmas- while sipping my favourite red wine.   The culmination of this whole Christmas orgy for me is on Christmas Eve, at dusk, when invariably I get an urge to shop for that last present- because there is no Christmas spirit as authentic as that felt at the last- minute shopping spree.  Struggling down the sparkling streets being jostled by merry or not crowds,  steam puffing out of your mouth into the crisp indigo night, or if you live on the west coast like I do, being entranced by the lights shimmering through the pelting rain and umbrellas is ,for me, the highest delight and I never miss it.  So dear readers join me on Christmas Eve on Main Street and really truly understand the true meaning of Christmas.  I remain  your wise Blogger 

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